the joys of ESL (cont.)
Does the books are important for children?
The book is important for children. There is wise and many good ways inside the book. Read a book. we have a good brain and wise.
Book is have smart. All the book is have a energy to smart. but all the books are not. The comic books are instead bad.
Book is important for children besides the man. Many man said read a book to children. Man read a book to writting well and easy work in the company.
Book make language well. language is linking to book. If, read a book well. this people have language well. Apart study the language.
One day doesn't read a book. come out the spine inside the mouth lately People doesn't read the many books. Many people hardworking to read a book and become a smart!
The best part of this essay is, "One day doesn't read a book. come out the spine inside the mouth lately." WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!? I couldn't string together a list of random words like that if I tried. It's looking like this one has a future in writing English signs or slogans for notebooks and other products that could potentially be featured on Engrish.com.
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please be afraid.
Who wrote this essay?!
Well, I surely didn't write it. Let's just say it's by Jane.
I swear some of these are just put through the insta-translators.
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